Enter the Chicken

This robot was sent via lazer cannon. androids and liversnake gobbles cant live together in harmony without pepper shakers. this can be avoided but not prevented in the event of an emergency pinch your scapula in betweeen your big toe and your eyelid... more... MORE... a little less... perfect

libingossmopit

I found a piranha on my roof but the house was in the wrong place. I said, "this is a noise!" then cows changed into grates and the rain fell through the up gentle... what? stop that!

lipinogogofloperontoto

people ask me, "How do you pronounce these crazy gibberish phrases?" but I don't like goats. This is not a test, peat is gross, Pete is Groß. My rubber chicken has no name but still likes to step on roly polys. the red man jumps when the stretch is under the mouse tank. i dont like this but i do it anyway.

weekends... and midweeks... ugh

I did not post over the weekend so tell the baby rain I don't appreciate the bacon they threw in my lake, the fish did... they are happy because the king is fall and the knights are beyond the sunset. i want my eggs warm but uncooked and my cheese steak is still eaten, which is good. zombie cheese steak would be unattractive

pogojobonopolodo

The letter "o" pronounced "oh" this word scares chickens with memory of later events not to be named with words... or names. cheese is sometimes confused with chess if you cant walk without ghosts in buckets of limes. the next time you chew up a tire, and it will be soon, remember that leopards can carry twice their weight into a tree. That's great but i have ham and it is thirsty for fly pain.

If all walruses ate cake the sun would be brighter

It's true, my dog wears lumpy potatoes on his ears and I saw a butterfly flip a jar over... with scissors made of sky.

Micanwanapopo

I made a Blog... I guess you know that. I like Coca Cola but the bears say i must drive safe. If it were up to me owls would need licenses to buy tape}: ( If cows had 7 eyes the world turn faster, there is no way to prove that so assume I am right.